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SUZUKI LS 650 SINGLE .. BEFORE..                                                                                                                                                                                                                      right... SUZUKI LS650 SINGLE ..AFTER..
pic is my bike ... a suzuki savage 650 single ...............above me on my bsa gold flash 1969

MUSIC ACCOMPANYING THIS PAGE IS CALLED GOBLIN HEAVEN (ALL MY OWN WORK)

WHEN i'm out in the country i want a bit of peace and quiet ..
if i wanted lots of noise and loads of fat sweaty gits with their fat sweaty offspring filling their fat faces with shite
i'd just walk into town .

WHAT a twat it is when you have to venture into town
.. all this fat wobbling around causing eye pollution
.. fat people should pay more for any travel costs and any health problems caused by their bulk
.. just wait until you board a crowded train and the only seat is next to some total blob
with fat spilling over the seat leaving you just a tiny bit of seat to sit on for a long journey
these people should be weighed in public on the platform and be made to pay by the pound
.. we the normal public can discern between overweight or normal .. all this fat is disgusting ..


WHICH takes me back to the countryside .." when was the last time you
ventured into the countryside " ? when we go walking it never fails to
amaze me .. i admire the people who at least try to get some peace away
from the grime of city living by walking in the hills .. but the
footwear and clothing they wear is just unbelievable .... women wearing
high heels or the latest fur fashion boots..i bet theres a few who wish
they had worn proper footwear .. fashion training shoes are another no
no .. wearing the wrong gear is just plain stupid .. we have been out
in cold weather in the hills and seen whole family's out for a stroll
.. all very admirable but when mum and dad have decent footwear .. gran
has a walking pole .. decent waterproofs .. the let down was two of the
kids in wellington boots .. this was way up in the hills so what their
feet were like at the finish ..?


I am a biker (motorcyclist) and love my bike but i dislike the off road
crew who think its their god given right to plough up the pathways with
their trail bikes .. stop it.

my bike
FELLOW bikers what is up with you .. i mean the ones who ride in shorts and
trainers with no gloves ..? have you ever seen what happens when a
rider has visited the tarmac the wrong way .. you may as well use a
cheese grater on yourself because thats what you will look like if you
come off your bike ..instinct dictates that the first thing to meet the
road is your hands so if you have no protection on them who are you
going to ask FOR HELP if you need the toilet with hands that have no
skin and dont work anymore..?
how
many bikers have said "i know what i'm doing" take a look at stoke
mandeville hospital at all the bikers who will never walk or enjoy a
bike again or the dead bikers who knew what they were doing .. think
before you ride .. wear the gear even if its too warm .. if possible
wear good leather as its proven to be the safest gear when NOT if you
go down the road the hard way ..
a nickname for bikers is donors dont let it be you ..

IF YOU DONT BELEIVE ME

take a look at this site but be warned have a sick bag handy
THEN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO RIDE CORRECTLY AND WITH THE RIGHT GEAR OR CONTINUE AS YOU DO WITH A TEE SHIRT AND TRAINERS AND A CHEAP LID

THE LINK TO THIS SITE IS ON MY LINKS PAGE BUT BE WARNED SOME OF THE IMAGES ARE TOTALY GRUESOME BUT THEY MAY MAKE YOU SEE SENSE

HOW many twats are there on the road now .. too many dickheads in their
cages picking their disgusting noses or on the phone or trying to tune
the radio not watching the road .. i cant count the truck drivers i
have seen on the phone while negotiating traffic islands or playing
with the satnav or even reading a newspaper (i kid you not) ..
women
taking kids to school have got to be the most irresponsible twats i
have come accross .. i was on a motorway overtaking a woman driver in a
bmw (BMW stands for bloody moronic wanker)
as
i passed i saw the woman driver with her arm over the seat holding a
babys bottle into the gob of a child on the back seat as she was
driving along ..(i use the term driving along loosely as this woman was
not in proper control of the car).... i have seen a male (at least i
think it was a male) using an electric razor as it travelled along the
motorway)..? women applying makeup.. males and females applying nail
polish ... the main things that annoy me are twats who turn corners
right in front of you as they take no notice when you are on a
bicycle..people who drive too close to the vehicle in front (
tailgating ) and people who continue to go through red lights after
they have changed i want cameras on every traffic light and speed
cameras on every road .. either the government would make loads of
revenue in fines or people would stop being twats and drive more
carefully ..worse of all is drivers on the phone (you know who you are
you twats) why dont you do as you are told and conform like most of us
do ..
TO ALL CAR DRIVERS

THINK YOU ARE SAFE FROM MOTORCYCLES IN YOUR CAR DO YOU THEN READ THIS

IF i had a pound for every vehicle that has pulled out on me i would be
fucking minted .. if i have to die at the hands of some twat pulling
out on me my only hope is that the weight of my bike will kill them as
well as it hits their drivers door and takes their stupid head off ..
they obviously dont realise the weight of a bike .. i will add a link
to this item showing accidents involving bikes .. there are some
gruesome pics of death and destruction but the upside is that there are
also pics of bikes that have gone straight through cars taking out the
car driver as well .. this pic should be used for the road safety
campaign ..think bike .. THINK YOU ARE SAFE IN YOUR CAR DO YOU ? HOW
ABOUT 500LBS OF BIKE HITTING YOUR DRIVERS DOOR DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE
SAFE THEN .. YOU ARE NOT AS SAFE AS YOU THINK .. IF I AM LUCKY ENOUGH
TO HIT YOUR DRIVERS DOOR AT 40MPH AS YOU PULL OUT ON ME HOW DO YOU
THINK YOU WILL DO ? AND THATS ONLY A MIDDLEWEIGHT BIKE .. THINK OF A
BIG BIKE 800 - 1000LBS AND THE WEIGHT BEHIND IT .. THINK BIKE ..

THESE IMAGES ARE COURTESY OF
http://home1.gte.net/res0ak9f/bike.htm

LOOK AT THESE PICS THEN TELL ME YOU ARE SAFE IN YOUR CAR


I am also a cyclist but no matter how much you try to ride properly there is always a loon in a car trying to kill you

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