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polluting cars and vans

I was sat at the lights a few days back behind the smoking exhaust of a transit van being slowly choked to death
 so i moved out and done what i should have done anyway and thats  go down the outside and sit at the front of the queue .
which is one of the reasons i ride a motorbike ..no traffic jams ..and no family in the car moaning and fighting ..
its okay for you sat in your car the stinking exhaust in front has no effect on you if you close your vents....
yes i drive a car as well as a bike so i know what its like being behind a car or van that has engine problems ..
these vehicles should be taken off the road and crushed along with the driver
BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT SHOULD NOT BE ON THE ROAD IN THE FIRST PLACE........

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BOLLOCKS OF THE WEEK AWARD

I live in the north west .. the wettest part of the uk .. so why do we in the north west have a hose pipe ban ?
could it be that the water companies (who are making vast profits) are using said profit for their own ends ..
i dont mind them making a profit but do some work on the reservoirs and repair some of the pipes before paying the board fat salaries.....
It would have been fairer if a ban was done nationwide not just the north west ..if you look at the facts the drier parts of the uk dont have a ban
why should we alone have the ban ? is it because the water company in the north west sells our water to the other companies and we suffer to keep their profits up..
ALL WATER COMPANIES IN THE UK GET THE BOLLOCKS OF THE WEEK AWARD FOR PUTTING PROFIT BEFORE REPAIR OF THE SYSTEM


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          SPEED CAMERAS
      
  The road i live on has a 30mph speed limit ..
  from one set of lights at one end of the road to the other set at the other end is about 300 yards
  the amount of wankers that are speeding on it is getting worse ..
  i wish the council and the police would put a speed camera in place ..
  a nice high one so the lens cant be painted out  as they do on others ..
  trying to cross this road is dangerous at peak time because of twats using the road ..
                                              you can speed all you  like on motorways
                                              to all you speeders LETS ALL SPEED OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE .. the speed limits are there for a reason..
                                                                              Speeders get the wanker of the week award



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                                         who's behind the wheel


I have been driving for a long time now and cant help notice the amount of wankers behind the wheel ..
you think its a god given right to drive a car do you ? i think half the "alleged" drivers on the road would
fail the test if they were made to take it again.
I have my vehicles motd and taxed so i dont see why i should do things right when you are flouting the rules
The government reckons a quarter of the drivers on the road are uninsured .. this means they may have no tax
or worse still no M O T making the vehicle dangerous ....one of these twats could be just waiting to run into you
or a member of your family ....
If you see a vehicle with no tax or you know someone who has no insurance blow the bastards up to DVLA 
before they kill or injure someone ..it could be you ..
This goes for any vehicle not just cars and bikes.

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POLLUTION

 Remember when the government started going on about vehicle pollution ? vehicle
manufacturers were made to fit catalytic converters to their engines to make them more efficient ..
it was stated that the pavement or side of the road got pretty bad pollution levels and anyone on

the pavement was getting the brunt of the shite coming from exhausts ..
Next time you are stuck in the traffic look at the car or vehicle in front and notice what side of the car
the exhaust tail pipe is sticking out of ? many cars and vans on our roads are of course right hand drive
therefore why is the exhaust tail pipe on a right hand drive car pointing towards the pavement

on the left ??? sending the fumes straight onto the pavement ....
shouldnt the tail pipe be on the right taking the fumes away from the pavement ?
I think someone needs to look at this or does the government and motor industry think its ok to pollute onto the pavement ..
this tells me that those in charge of cleaning up the pollution levels are not very clever ..
or they would have sorted this out

I still do not agree that we are killing the planet its industry and manufacturing thats polluting
why are we taxed to the hilt when we know the planet is naturaly warming anyway and has been slowly warming
since the last ice age ..this is just government bollocks to get more taxes out of us ..

all governments are just bollocks ....


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